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E230: The St. Patrick's Day 2019 Episode

It’s two days after St. Patrick’s Day and naturally the spooky boys decided to do something no one asked for: A late St. Pat’s episode featuring ZERO Leprechaun films! First, we watch an undead bishop ride a zombie horse across cg rooftops in Saint (2010). Next, we find out that Patrick really wants his hand-job in Patrick (2013). Finally, we truly test the limits of soul crushing boredom that our minds can take in The Day (2011).

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E229: The Killer Cars Episode

Hear that “vroom vroom” in the distance? That’s right, it’s the spooky boys riding in their killer car! This week we checked out three films featuring killer cars! (or at least killer vehicles of some sort, okay?) First, we get on our CB radios and make some truckers horny with Joy Ride (2001). Next, we watch Stephen King’s first, only and hopefully last self-directed film Maximum Overdrive (1986). Finally, we get run off the road by a haunted car from hell in The Car (1977).

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E228: The Listener Submitted Episode (#36)

Another month, another episode where we subject ourselves to the best (and worst) YOU have to offer. Images (1972), The World’s End (2013) and Terror Toons (2002) are your picks this month.

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E227: The Freddy Finale Episode

This week the spooky boys finally got around to reviewing the last three films in the Nightmare on Elm Street series! First, we learn more unnecessary background story to Freddy in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989). Next, we drink bourbon out of an old model car and desperately try to remember Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991). Finally, we learn we mostly love watching people just live their lives in Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994).

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E226: The Burial Episode

This week the spooky boys finally get their wish to be laid to rest for all eternity! First, we wander aimlessly with a perfectly normal mother and her perfectly normal 25-year-old man-boy in Burial Ground (1981). Next, we journey to Potter’s Bluff and unravel the not-very-mysterious mystery of Dead & Buried (1981). Finally, we hit the jackpot and wake up in a small box with Ryan Reynolds in Buried (2010).

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E225: The Valentine's Day Episode (2019 Edition)

This week the spooky boys have recorded an episode for you in a new language. That’s right, it’s the language… of love. First, we go out to lovers lane and are disturbed to find a questionable mother/son relationship in Lovers Lane (1999). Next, we put on our finest Victorian garb and venture out for a picnic only to find ourselves sucked into an ethereal mystery with Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). Finally, we watch in horror as a woman rinses her hair in the toilet in Valentine (2000).

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E224: The Listener Submitted Episode (#35)

Another month, another episode where we subject ourselves to the best (and worst) YOU have to offer. Night of the Hunter (1955), Young Frankenstein (1974) and Monster Party (2018) are your picks this month.

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E223: The We Picked 'Em Episode: Anything Goes Edition (Week 4)

For the month of January, the spooky boys have become the “regular” boys! Each week, one boy will select three films of any genre for us to review. This week, Manton started us off with a movie where Matthew Mcconaughey looks sad in outer space while Michael Caine cries on earth in Interstellar (2014). Next, we watch some silly anime about romance or whatever in Your Name. (2016). Finally, we watch yet another movie about the magic of making movies with One Cut of the Dead (2018).

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E222: The We Picked 'Em Episode: Anything Goes Edition (Week 3)

For the month of January, the spooky boys have become the “regular” boys! Each week, one boy will select three films of any genre for us to review. This week, Dylan started us off with a Jackie Chan where Jackie Chan does a Jackie Chan with a Jackie Chan and Jackie Chan in Drunken Master II (Legend of the Drunken Master) (1994). Next, we travel back to the old west and deconstruct the whole gosh-durn thing in Unforgiven (1992). Finally, we fall in love with various hunks and hunkettes and go to war for Atonement (2007).

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E221: The We Picked 'Em Episode: Anything Goes Edition (Week 2)

For the month of January, the spooky boys have become the “regular” boys! Each week, one boy will select three films of any genre for us to review. This week, Blootster started us off with a movie about using psychic powers to turn into a big fat baby in Akira (1988). Next, we watched Ryan Gosling act like a weird inhuman robot for a while in Drive (2011). Finally, we watched Ryan Gosling act like a weird inhuman robot for a while but this time he actually WAS a robot in Blade Runner 2049 (2017).

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E220: The We Picked 'Em Episode: Anything Goes Edition (Week 1)

For the month of January, the spooky boys have become the “regular” boys! Each week, one boy will select three films of any genre for us to review. This week, Devon started us off with a movie where life turns out to be a horrifying reality show that we can’t get enough of called The Truman Show (1998). Next, we pull off a massive bank heist with some massive stars for some massive money in Heat (1995). Finally, we pull off some small bank heists with some less massive stars for lesser amounts of money in Hell or High Water (2016).

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E219: The Listener Submitted Episode (#34)

Another month, another episode where we subject ourselves to the best (and worst) YOU have to offer. Eraserhead (1977), Perfect Sense (2011) and Dead Shack (2017) are your picks this month.

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E218: The 2018 Wrap-Up Episode

It's almost a new year and the spooky boys are back for one final 2018 episode! Bust out the champagne and sit back and enjoy a special episode where we discuss and rank the movies that we've reviewed this year. Happy new year!

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E217: The Christmas Episode 2018

This week the spooky boys got together for a marathon of back to back Christmas horror films and an irresponsible amount of eggnog! First, we find ourselves trapped in a parking garage with the least charismatic killer in cinema, threatening our very lives with boredom-induced-death in the form of P2 (2007). Next, we settle in for a nice Christmas short about murdering your husband while Santa watches in Tales from the Crypt (1972). Finally, we see mommy kissing Santa Claus and it naturally drives us to kill in Christmas Evil (1980)

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E216: The House Preposition Location Episode

This week the spooky boys (attempted) to watch three films about houses near some places! First we sing, play guitar and discover hidden tampons with Jennifer Lawrence in House at the End of the Street (2012). Next, we pee in some water balloons and throw them at rich people while our house travels through time in The house at the End of Time (2013). Finally, we try our best to watch House on the Edge of the Park but we can’t find a copy so we say screw it and just put on The Nun (2018).

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E215: The Wedding Episode

This week the spooky boys watched three films about weddings in celebration of our newly-married spooky boy: Dylan! First, we watch a film with very obvious influences in both name and content, Wedding Slashers (2006). Next, we skip the second film in the series for the sake of a theme but it’s all good because it doesn’t matter that much in REC 3: Genesis (2012). Finally, we try our very best to wrap our heads (and attention spans) around Demon (2015).

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E214: The Listener Submitted Episode (#33)

Another month, another episode where we subject ourselves to the best (and worst) YOU have to offer. Dark Ride (2006), Hell House LLC (2015) and No One Lives (2012) are your picks this month.

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E213: The Kill All Nazis Episode

This week the spooky boys started off their holiday season by watching three films featuring a time-honored American tradition: Nazi killin’! First, we dive deep into the ocean and dredge up some Nazi zombies wearing little goggles in Shock Waves (1977). Next, we drop into France during World War II and watch super-zombies punch each other in Overlord (2018). Finally, we take a trip to the snowy Norwegian countryside where we drink, ski, cook hot dogs and shoot Nazi zombies with a machine gun mounted on a snowmobile in Dead Snow (2009).

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E212: The "Gare-Mo" Episode

This week the spooky boys check out the newest films from Gareth Evans and The Mo Brothers! (Gare-Mo, get it? It’s gonna catch on, trust us.) First, we watch our favorite hunk Dan Stevens get tortured by weird cultists on an island for two hours in Apostle (2018). Next, we watch a movie about people fighting each other, but with a distinct lack of night time for a film named The Night Comes For Us (2018).

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E211: The Listener Submitted Episode (#32)

Please Read! Due to circumstances beyond our control, we were not able to record in our normal studio environment and our audio quality on this episode is far below our usual standard. We hope to be back to normal in the next few episodes. Check Discord/Twitter for more info.

Another month, another episode where we subject ourselves to the best (and worst) YOU have to offer. American Poltergeist 2 (2013), The Alchemist Cookbook (2016) and Terrifier (2016) are your picks this month.

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